Author’s note: The Conservatives in the UK lurched from one defeat to another. The conservatives in Iran, however, were doing rather well. Surely, that presented an opportunity:
The Conservative party was celebrating a “famous victory” in the recent Iranian elections today. Despite continued poor showings in the polls in the United Kingdom, party leaders declared that the Iranian clean sweep showed that the party’s firm policies were swaying voters and that further election victories were only a matter of time.
Speaking to a packed press conference at the Alhambra mosque Michael al-Howard, the leader
Michael al-Howard sporting a large turban and enormous beard celebrated the Conservative victory in Iran’s recent elections.
Anti-immigration and strong defence policies
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Lib Dems pointed out their success in Local elections
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